Those of us on the road recently have found that one of the most endangered species around is the highway rest-stop. The first one Oola and I came across was in New Mexico.
As we came out of the facilities we overheard a fragment of conversation between a traveler and a rest stop attendant. With a tone of both frustration and resignation he was saying “We put the sign up they keep stealing the 2 zeros. On the other side we put up the same sign and they stole the 1….” Oola and I looked in wonder at the sign and this is what we saw:

Oola, who has a very tiny bladder, entered the message. Don’t blame me for the bad language.