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Those of us on the road recently have found that one of the most endangered species around is the highway rest-stop.  The first one Oola and I came across was in New Mexico.

As we came out of the facilities we overheard a fragment of conversation between a traveler and a rest stop attendant.  With a tone of both frustration and resignation he was saying “We put the sign up they keep stealing the 2 zeros. On the other side we put up the same sign and they stole the 1….”   Oola and I looked in wonder at the sign and this is what we saw:

Don't deface the rocks
Stop writing on the rocks, and leave the bloody signs alone, you crooked deck-bats! Get over it and grow up!

Oola, who has a very tiny bladder, entered the message. Don’t blame me for the bad language.